…at least on the inside (just like how i’m tall on the inside. my true self, on the inside.)
1) i just finished watching an episode of 喜羊羊与灰太狼, which translates roughly into “The Happy Sheep and the Big Gray Wolf” http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/duakYONgzlc/
2) i just bought a bright yellow pop-up laundry hamper shaped like a duck. yes, it really does pop up. and the duck’s head is the hamper cover.
3) i also bought a pair of bright pink slippers shaped like elephants. fluffy trunks and all.
4) all of the above were truthfully and completely conducted in an entirely voluntary and delighted manner.